I have a Google Keep list of things I would have tweeted if I was still tweeting on Twitter. Here’s a dump. Literally, probably.
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What degrees do I need to get to understand TÁR?
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The world went from hating soups to loving soups very quickly, I fear.
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Dave Bautista looks like a Mars Attacks.
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If the Pied Piper was a woman, do you think there'd be a different conversation around the whole situation?
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My only Chris Pratt thing is that I don't think he should be allowed to say "y'all."